And you know what? I'll probably settle all three of these lawsuits within the next 18 months for somewhere in the neighborhood of a hundred million bucks. So P&G gets their cut - $65 million, and I will take the remaining $35 million bucks. Eh. Chump change.
And what did you do today? Let me guess. You sat in your cubicle all morning, pretending to work while you surfed the web. Around lunch, you walked to the Subway and got a six inch BLT on wheat, ate your flavorless baked Lays (one of the companies I've sued, by the way) and you lamented your miserable, pathetic life.
And you should.
Meanwhile, around the same time, I was snorting a line of coke off a hooker's ass and laughing while I lit a Cuban cigar with a hundred dollar bill.
All of which brings me to the main point of this post:
It's time for a really juicy political scandal in Hamilton County. I'm thinking of something Nixonian in scope. Something shocking.
You heard it here first, folks. Within the next month, I will single-handedly oversee the downfall of a well known public figure in Hamilton County.
Why? Because I have $35 million bucks at my disposal and that buys an awful lot of scandal. And because I can.
Oh, and one more thing. That line about snorting a line of coke off a hooker's ass - I was only kidding.
The line I snorted was actually between her ladyberries.
Sincerely,
George Vincent
angrygeorge@gmail.com
7 comments:
George:
Love the blog. Hey, is it true that you're the love child of Joe Piscipo and Tate Donovan?
Anonymous,
Are you trying to be funny? Come on, don't be shy... be funny! You can do it.
Be my monkey.
On second thought, choke and die, chickenshit.
Sincerely,
George Vincent
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We heard , George, that you will be sued for 358 million by Nov. 18, 2007 along with every member of the Central Committee for civil rights violation, invasion of privacy, and libel. Seems, you like to run your mouth and sick the Dinslaw.com soldiers on the wRong activist ?
Look for ethics violations to be filed as well. Look for the package, Georgee. It may look as familiar as a Dinslaw, Allen federal filing.
So, the 35 million may be needed for your own legal defense and you may be the one to fall as your corporate cushion will be named, as well. After all, you are their agent.
Maybe you should sue this website for trademark, unfair competition and violate their constitutional right to speak anonymous ?
Watch out though, there may be a pro se owner that will send you running with your elephant tail between your legs ?
You haven't been paying for any false and misleading campaign advertising have you ?
Are you an attorney subject to the code of professional responsibility ?
We wonder how long you will be the temporary boss when those whom elected you become co-defendants ?
Dear Anonymous,
Angry George will cut your granola fed balls off and feed them to your Birkenstocks!
Sincerely,
KY Angry George Fan Club
"...ky angry george fan club..."
wRong !
Someone has already sent 'curious george' running with his elephant tail between his legs !
Find the scoop on that 'free speech' website:
Hamilton County republican party .com
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This website is so funny, the thing is though, if you are so against violence, how come you have a police record for conducting similar activity? Shady shady shame on you!
"...July 31, 2007 1:05 PM..."
Can't wait for the red-headed step-child to go for one of our 'family jewels'.
Sombrotto, a friend of ours, says when 'curious george' goes for the gusto he may discover something concealed. Better have eyes in the back of the head.
But, before his committee members leave him standing in the rain, 'mealy georgy' may fare better hang'n with that Southgate, MI 'bush pioneer' ?
Retribution ! We got nothing but time.
Look for that delivery. We've been assured, it will receive special handling.
Angry george, just another 'bush whack'.
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